|—||Paulo Coelho (Aleph)|
imagine if your entire life was a social experiment
*mortal combat voice* FINISH HIM
SHE USED THE FORCE OF HIM PULLING HER TO HELP PROPEL HERSELF ONTO HIM. THAT’S SOME TACTICAL THINKING DAMN.
she beat his ass with flip flops on thats some serious skill
I KNEW IT WAS COMING
This is it. This is the post that killed me. Fairwell cruel world.
I TRIED TO PREPARE MYSELF. I FAILED.
|—||Debbie Millman (via dear-abigail)|
that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster
As close as you will ever be to a nuclear explosion
THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING
No thank you.
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone
tumblr gets a lot more fun when you stop taking your blog and notes and followers so seriously and you just do what you want and not care if people dont like it
Bring Me The Horizon (Vans Warped Tour 2013: Pomona Day 2) [x]
the guy doing cartwheels is literally me
Was it literally actually you Eli
it was i was there cartwheeling into the wall of death because I DONT FEAR NOTHING BITCH